Pull My String

This is Sandy - America's favorite receptionist.
Sandra has the gift of gab. Besides having a great rack, she also has the uncanny ability to make the person
on the other end of the phone line forget about why they called in the first place. With just a simple hello the
weak and the strong alike find themselves lost in Sandy's
world of kids, grandkids, travel and knockoff Louis Vouitton
handbags. Even the most stubborn of customers and businessmen find themselves unable to get a word in
edgewise while Sandy carries on the conversation for both parties and many even find themselves strangely wanting more and more even after the phone call finally ends. It is a hypnotic and lasting spell that some never completely recover from. Some of those who have experienced her lasting babble have been known to suffer side effects such as dementia, loss of hearing and violent tendencies as demonstrated by the man in the following picture. But seriously folks, as much as Sandy likes to talk, we at the company think she's just peachy and wouldn't think of getting rid of her even though the petiton with over 5,000,000 signatures demanding her ousting continues to circulate.....Love ya biotch!!!!!!!