Fuzzy Boot Dilemma

What is it with all these women wearing fuzzy boots?? My boyfriend thinks they're hot. I see them everywhere I go. Just because everyone else is wearing them doesn't mean I should too, right? My boyfriend thinks yes, I should. Now, I have never been much of a foo foo kinda girl. I listen to hard rock music. I wear jeans and t shirts. Lots of them. I have a pair of vintage Nikes and a pair of Trax that I absolutely adore. I do have some boots but they are like the tall stoner boots that everyone used to wear in the 80's. Ok, maybe I do need to rethink my wardrobe now that I'm in my 30's but I still don't think I should have to conform to society's flyby fads. Sure, fuzzy boots are cute enough but I need something with a little more edge. And by all means ABSOLUTELY NO PINK!!! I won't even post a picture of pink fuzzy boots on here so that just shows how much I despise them. So, to appease my boyfriend's enthusiasm over the fuzzy boot craze, I decided to check out a few sites just to see what was out there. Maybe I could find something a little more me. Here's what I came up with - Yes, the picture says it all. Cutesyshoes. OK, NEXT!!!
Oh HELL NO, what do I look like a freakin' polar bear?!
OMG, am I really seeing these?! Can this be true? Did someone really hear my gripe and create the most perfect of fuzzy boots just for me? I hear them calling. Oh yes, I do!!! Now,
what do I have to sell to get my mitts on these beauties? Crap! dilemma #2! And so it goes......