My Birthday Party

This year I had my birthday party 2 weeks early. Tiffany was supposed to come out from New Mexico this past weekend but unfortunately she didn't make it. Well I told her that I would have my party early so she could be there and by the time she let me know she wouldn't be coming, it was too late to cancel. The party must go on I said! And it did! And we had a freakin' blast! Here's the incriminating evidence -

Let's start with me posing as the meat in a cute rocker boy sandwich. How tasty is that?!





Chocolate cherry penis cake complete with hairy balls and gummy worm veins compliments of Jack & Mary.















Me with Brian and Erica. Now there's a hot threesome!

















Metal Mike belting out Queensryche.













Party chicks.












Me with new mommy to be Michelle.




















Ray setting up for his next shot.











Wait! Is that Barry White?! Oh, it's just Keith doing his own rendition of My Girl. I don't know if he ever found her but he seemed content as long as there was an MGD close by.














Jackson always finds a way to please his audience.















Yeah! Rock on Hydee!!














George sportin' his scruffy look and singing about his dead dog and his wife that left him. Or something like that.




















Ok, someone light a match under these 2 butts.
Wake up boys, it's a party!













For all you single girls I introduce Darrell. That's it. If you want to know more, you'll have to ask him!












Dave and mom - ahh, how cute!














Tawna's boyfriend had to leave early but this furry guy had no problem filling in for him.











Ok, we got one of the guys to wake up! All it took was a beer and a microphone. Now we're talkin'! Let's see what he can do now..........













Yeahhhh!! Wahhhh!! Look out muthaf**kas,
we got a live one!!!














And the crowd looks on as they anxiously await their share of the penis...













Take that you naughty naughty penis! Lorena ain't got shit on me!















Our favorite country boy RJ came with something new. A tattoo! Now you tell me, does it GET anymore redneck than this?!















With show and tell over, RJ grabs the mic and croons about all his ex's in Texas.













And the crowd cheers.......





















Daniel, Dave and Holly. Hot threesome #2!














Me and my warehouse boy Brett, also known as the top slice of the hawt rock sandwich!
















Once in a while Brenda spreads her wings and lets loose with a diddy of her own. It only takes about 5 or 6 vodka drinks! Way to go Bren! You even managed to rile up a cute girl! Now that's talent!













I'm not sure who this guy is. He crashed the party empty handed, drank until he passed out and then snuck out without saying a word!










Oh yeah I forgot, the party had a theme. This was our motto - haha! Love ya Tiff! See you next time! :o)