Dude, how did I get here?!

Well here we go. The 4 day weekend has past and now it's back to work again. Bright eyed and bushy tailed. Um, yeah. Soooo...... how was your 4th of July? Mine you ask? Well, I survived another Crazy Dave beach party. It all started about 7ish Tuesday evening and ended about.....well.....about 45 minutes ago. Yeah, no shit. And I made it to work. Wait, let me rephrase that. I made it home in time to change with just enough time to go back to the party to tuck my man into bed and then drive the 20 something miles to work. Talk about a dedicated employee. Ok, maybe not. I just need the money. Anywho, here I am, still legally drunk I'm sure with just about 8 and 1/2 hours to go. F**K!!! I swear to the lord Jesus Christ and anyone else who will listen, if any of my coworkers dare to call in sick there is going to be hell to pay. I will throw a fit like no human being has ever seen before. With pee and everything. I'm not joking. Just try me. I dare you. With that said, I hope you all had a groovy holiday weekend. Seriously, I'm not hatin'. Just don't f**k with me today. It's all good. Feel the love.