A Horse Is A Horse...

Funny thing happened to me on the way home from the bar. As I was heading home around 3am with Brenda, what do we see in the middle of the road but these 2 huge metal horses! I stopped just in time to avoid hitting one of them and got out of the car to take a look. A guy behind us in a pickup stopped too and we all commented on how cool they were and what the hell were they doing in the road anyway! Since nobody was around to claim them, the guy put them in his truck and brought them to my house. I knew I had seen them before not far from where they were found so I decided to go back in the morning and check out the neighborhood. I came upon a house with real horses in the back yard so I figured that would be the obvious place to check first. A man answered the door and told me that the horses were indeed his and that he has had some problems with kids moving them out of his yard. He was thankful that I had them and that they weren't gone for good. He was also thankful that nobody hit them and got hurt. He also told me that he got them at a police auction a few years back and that they have been a real pain in the ass ever since. I guess he's hoping he can eventually sell them so he doesn't have to deal with the problems anymore. Anyway, I was glad that I found the owner and that he is going to send a friend of his over with a trailer to pick them up. Talk about an interesting weekend! Sheesh!!