To Beef Or Not To Beef

Ok, I just went through 5 days of misery. I've been eating soup and drinking Gatorade like it's going out of style. I want a freaking burger for f**k sake! Yesterday was the first day since my practically weeklong poopfest that I felt like my old self again. I've been very cautious with what I've been putting in my body lately for fear of a relapse but now I'm just about ready to say the hell with it and sink my teeth into a nice juicy fat one with cheese and all the fixins. Oh how I love In-N-Out! Always fresh, never frozen. The best way to eat cow on the planet. Soooo.. now I get to make the big decision of what I'm going to have for lunch today. Will I be hangin' with Campbell's kids or will I give in to temptation and head for the drive thru? I have about an hour to figure it out. In the meantime, please take a moment to say a quick prayer for my colon. You know, just in case.....


11:15am THIS JUST IN - Lunchtime is here and all I can say is this is the best motherf'ing burger I've had in the entire almost 36 years of my life!!!! *burrrp* ahhhh........heaven on a bun. Oh and don't forget, keep up with those prayers will ya? Thankee!!!