XxVegasVixenxX: August 2006

My Birthday Party

This year I had my birthday party 2 weeks early. Tiffany was supposed to come out from New Mexico this past weekend but unfortunately she didn't make it. Well I told her that I would have my party early so she could be there and by the time she let me know she wouldn't be coming, it was too late to cancel. The party must go on I said! And it did! And we had a freakin' blast! Here's the incriminating evidence -

Let's start with me posing as the meat in a cute rocker boy sandwich. How tasty is that?!

Chocolate cherry penis cake complete with hairy balls and gummy worm veins compliments of Jack & Mary.

Me with Brian and Erica. Now there's a hot threesome!

Metal Mike belting out Queensryche.

Party chicks.

Me with new mommy to be Michelle.

Ray setting up for his next shot.

Wait! Is that Barry White?! Oh, it's just Keith doing his own rendition of My Girl. I don't know if he ever found her but he seemed content as long as there was an MGD close by.

Jackson always finds a way to please his audience.

Yeah! Rock on Hydee!!

George sportin' his scruffy look and singing about his dead dog and his wife that left him. Or something like that.

Ok, someone light a match under these 2 butts.
Wake up boys, it's a party!

For all you single girls I introduce Darrell. That's it. If you want to know more, you'll have to ask him!

Dave and mom - ahh, how cute!

Tawna's boyfriend had to leave early but this furry guy had no problem filling in for him.

Ok, we got one of the guys to wake up! All it took was a beer and a microphone. Now we're talkin'! Let's see what he can do now..........

Yeahhhh!! Wahhhh!! Look out muthaf**kas,
we got a live one!!!

And the crowd looks on as they anxiously await their share of the penis...

Take that you naughty naughty penis! Lorena ain't got shit on me!

Our favorite country boy RJ came with something new. A tattoo! Now you tell me, does it GET anymore redneck than this?!

With show and tell over, RJ grabs the mic and croons about all his ex's in Texas.

And the crowd cheers.......

Daniel, Dave and Holly. Hot threesome #2!

Me and my warehouse boy Brett, also known as the top slice of the hawt rock sandwich!

Once in a while Brenda spreads her wings and lets loose with a diddy of her own. It only takes about 5 or 6 vodka drinks! Way to go Bren! You even managed to rile up a cute girl! Now that's talent!

I'm not sure who this guy is. He crashed the party empty handed, drank until he passed out and then snuck out without saying a word!

Oh yeah I forgot, the party had a theme. This was our motto - haha! Love ya Tiff! See you next time! :o)

Beasts In Common

Who knew that the mohawk hairdo would not only be sported by humans but by k-9's as well!

Grand Canyon - North Rim

Good gawd, it took me forever to post these pictures! They were taken from Dave's groovy new digital camera. I don't know if they are too big or if the site is just acting up but I had to try each pic twice before they would post. Whew! What a pain in the ass! Anyway, our drive out the the Grand Canyon was very nice. Sometimes you just have to leave the city and breathe some fresh air for a change. It was a gorgeous day and none of us wanted to go home but alas, here we are again. Back at the grind. Let's hope the next adventure will be sometime very soon.

Isn't the view just spectacular?!

You can actually rent out these cute little cabins. I'm not sure how much they are but they are really cool!

If the rail was to give, we'd be toast!

We saw 5 hawks that day. How amazing is that?!

Here I am resting in our room in Mesquite after driving around all day. Boy was I tired! I kinda feel like that now after posting these pics. It only took me like an hour to get this shit on here! I think I'll go take a nap now. Outie!

Insert Pictures Here

Ok seriously,
How lame is it when you have a blog and you can't post your friggin' pictures (again!) because the damn site is not cooperating? Yes, very lame. You are correct. Anywho, I was just gonna update with some pix we took over the weekend when we took a little drive out to the Grand Canyon. Sandy's friend hooked us up with a couple of free rooms in Mesquite so on Friday after work we filled our cooler with water and booze and went on our merry way. Dave was nice enough to drive the 5 of us (Dave, myself, Sandy, her friend Darrell and his chick Serena) out to the north rim of the Grand Canyon on Saturday and we spent the day enjoying the awesome scenery as well as some of the beautiful forest creatures that we came across on our journey. Of course I'd like to share some of that with you in picture form but once again - LAME blog site! Oh well, there's always tomorrow I guess. I'll try again then. Happy hump day! :o)

From The Onion News

Millions of Americans buying Floyd Landis inspired bracelets.

Aaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Party Proper

On Saturday we celebrated Dave's birthday a week early. Bob wanted to throw him a party since he won't be in town on Dave's actual birthday on Aug. 5th. He picked a hawaiian theme and ran with it. Here's how it all played out. You might want to click on the pictures to get the full effect.
Now to party proper you must have all the necessary ingredients starting with an outside bar complete with satellite tv and drink machines.

Add a jacuzzi with a palapa top.

Gently fold in a swimming pool with a large floating device, beach sand, fire pit and more palapa.

Fish pond for atmosphere....

Outside bathrooms so you don't get the house dirty....

Getting tired? Just walk through the front door of Crazy Dave's beach house and take a nap. On the couch! The bed is mine!

Next, wake up from your nap! Insert party people and walla! Time to party proper!

Just getting started...

Now when do you ever get to see a black man wearing a coconut bra?! Shout out to Rodney - everybody say "Hey!"

Just chillin....

Holy crap! Is that a chocolate fountain?! Somebody give me a pretzel!

Someone's always out to steal my thunder! Get a room for f**k sake!

Yeah, we know what you're thinking Mike, you can't fool us!!

And the man who made it all possible. Our very own Daddy Warbucks. You rock Bob! Oh, and nice job getting the stripper to sit on your lap for this picture.